I have a theory about relationships with parents. It is your job as offspring to keep your closest blood relation healthy by periodically testing the limits of their blood pressure. Especially in a largely sedentary parent, this is likely the most exercise their heart gets in a month of Sundays, and you’re just doing your part to replace the brisk jog they’re not taking with another form of elevated heart rate.

Apparently the Stowe Reporter feels I’m not getting adequate exercise. They may have a point. I do not run anywhere. Nevertheless, I honestly suspect there is someone down there sticking lines into pieces so the office can run a betting pool as to whether I’ll notice, whether I’ll comment, and if I do comment, exactly how apoplectic I will be.

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